- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Praise Paisley

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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