- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Nickleback.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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