Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Pull my finger ouch..

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

David Cameron

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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