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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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