I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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