What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

N-E Pats never cheated

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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