Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Womens rights.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Knock knock What?

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