- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Dance is a sport

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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