roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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My name is Harry.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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