- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

who's a slut... you're mom

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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