- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex vagina. lol.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Where's my tractor?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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