- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, first door on your left

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Religion.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

fava beans

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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