What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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