- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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