Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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