- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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