Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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