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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Women's Rights

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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