- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

So a baby seal walks into a club

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.