Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

i hate black people

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...