- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Queens Park rangers

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??