What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Buzi vagy!

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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