Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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