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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Women's Rights.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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