- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??