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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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