- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Obama being reelected.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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