could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Peas

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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my egg roll

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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