- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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