- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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