- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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