what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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you see theres this guy.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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