A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

justin littleton being sucessful

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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