What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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