What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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