- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What? Yes.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why is pie good. because it just is.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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