Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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