What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Cancer.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

breasts

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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