Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Continents are large islands.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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