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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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