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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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