If life gives you lemonade.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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cats are pussies

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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