Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Women's Rights Movement

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

hey guys im gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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