- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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