I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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