- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

He--Hey guys

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

White NBA players.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Ben Corbishley

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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