Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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ur mum

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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fridge

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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