What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What do vampires cross the sea in?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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