how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

save me from the nothing ive become

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

an ethopian thanksgiving

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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