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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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