What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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The queen having a shit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Communism hehe xd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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