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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!