Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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