A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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My name is Jeff

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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