Face Hunter is scum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

nolan is gay

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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