- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Double-whammy

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

PSN IS UP

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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