- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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