kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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