There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Small Penis.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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