- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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