justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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