- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

What do u call a banana? A banana......

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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