- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

The truth is he loves her!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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