What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Refrigerator

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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your life

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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