What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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