- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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