- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Sarah Palin

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

YOU

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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