HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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